A Satirical, Tongue-In-Cheek Look At Life, Celebrity, And World Events
This week on Celebrity Gene Splicing it's Harry Worth, you know, that bloke from the 70s who used to do that shop window reflection joke. Now you may think that he's just a regular chap from Yorkshire but actually he was created in a laboratory by splicing the genes of Harry Hill and David Suchet. … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Harry Worth
An eclipse, like the one occurring today, always draws in large crowds. People seem to marvel at the rare sight of the sun being obscured by the moon or the moon moving behind the earth's shadow. But, when you're gazing at this natural wonder today, spare a thought for all the lycanthropes out there. Since … Continue reading An Eclipse: Fun For Humans, Not So Fun For Werewolves
Another new segment for Oddball Times is “Celebrity Clone Lab”. In this section we aim to disclose to you, the reader, all the clone-based gossip from the entertainment world, because we know that you know that Hollywood are cloning celebrities so they can multiply their profits. To kick things off we bring you Jeff Sessions, … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Jeff Sessions And Mason Adams
If you don't already know, the “Winnie Mandela Effect” was named by paranormal expert Fiona Dustpan when she first realised that she wasn't the only person who wrongly believed Winnie Mandela spontaneously combusted in the 1990s. Dustpan insists that she remembers the media coverage of this event, she says that she vividly recalls video footage … Continue reading The Mandela Effect: Proof That The Winnie Mandela Effect Is Real
The recent news that energy prices are increasing yet again has lead to feelings of anger which luckily can now be harnessed to power our electronic devices! By wearing this new anger-powered device known as the Stresslectro you can convert your loathing, anger, stress, and despair into electricity. This electricity can then be used to … Continue reading Energy Price Hikes: Harnessing The Power
Today I called out... “Alexa, play Demon Seed and tell me the dictionary definition of irony” …my Amazon Echo didn't answer. Maybe because it didn't understand the command or maybe because I was attempting a Scottish-Punjabi accent, maybe it was because I'd just ingested helium, or maybe because I'd forgotten that I actually have a … Continue reading Smart Speakers: I Know My Place
Hey Bill, I have a brilliant idea and I'm sure you'll be thrilled to hear it. I listened avidly to your speeches supporting eugenics and global depopulation. Firstly I had to look up the word “Philanthropic” because I thought it meant something quite different. You say the world is growing in population and your vaccines … Continue reading Bill Gates: Control, Alt, Delete
Now and again, we at Oddball Times enjoy letting you the reader, into the inner-workings of the entertainment business. In our brand-spanking-new Celebrity Gene Splicing segment, we're going to tell you how you're favourite stars are made. Now you may think celebrities are made the old-fashioned way, but you're wrong. Instead, Hollywood fuses the genes … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Michael Douglas
