

Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Jon Bon Jovi
7800° Fahrenheit is way too hot for the contents of a test tube… Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Jon Bon Jovi

The Incredible Casting Crew: Peter Kay In A Rate My Takeaway Parody
Now then guys, how ya doin’? Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Peter Kay In A Rate My Takeaway Parody

Celebrity Clone Lab: Anthony Heald And Alan Bennett
Have you watched The Lady In The Van? Well we have and we couldn’t… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Anthony Heald And Alan Bennett

The Incredible Casting Crew: Michael Imperioli As Albert DeSalvo
Everyone’s into serial killers these days, so how about… Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Michael Imperioli As Albert DeSalvo

Celebrity Clone Lab: Kit Harington And Christopher Abbott
What are the odds that a celebrity is related to people involved on opposite sides of the Gunpowder Plot? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Kit Harington And Christopher Abbott

It’s No Joke: White Bloke Says Go Woke Go Broke
From the M-She-U to Get Out, Us and Nope It’s clear Hollywood is going woke I’m white, really straight, a real man’s man So minorities in movies, I really can’t stand This is a brand new thing, so I’m gonna go back To a time when the clapperboard was the only thing black I’m going back in time and I’m not stopping Back when … Continue reading It’s No Joke: White Bloke Says Go Woke Go Broke

Celebrity Clone Lab: James Norton And Zach Gilford
Nobody knows when or where it happened – Evanston, Illinois or Malton, North Yorkshire – but the DNA of actor Zach Gilford has somehow resulted in… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: James Norton And Zach Gilford

Celebrity Clone Lab: Jerrod Carmichael And Cyril Ramaphosa
He may have been joining South African trade unions and leading a strike but at some point in 1987, Cyril Ramaphosa (now the President of South Africa) must have had his DNA swabbed because in April that year… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Jerrod Carmichael And Cyril Ramaphosa

Crhymes: 25 Cromwell Street
They tore down 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester! Continue reading Crhymes: 25 Cromwell Street

Celebrity Clone Lab: Emma Mackey And Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie has a clone! Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Emma Mackey And Margot Robbie

Crhymes: Rodney Alcala
With zero bloody views on TikTok, we bring you this brand new segment that’s guaranteed to make you laugh (if you’re in the know that is)… Continue reading Crhymes: Rodney Alcala

Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Michael Stuhlbarg
If some crazy German-American scientist hypothetically spliced together the genes of Robin Williams and Joaquin Phoenix, would he or she end up with Michael Stuhlbarg? Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Michael Stuhlbarg

What The Book?: Howards End By E. M. Forster Book Cover Design
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: Howards End By E. M. Forster Book Cover Design

The Incredible Casting Crew: Waleed Zuaiter As Jimmy Dore
Our big-budget blockbuster about Rich Hall never got green-lit so how about this smaller-scale movie? Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Waleed Zuaiter As Jimmy Dore

Celebrity Clone Lab: Tina Turner And Anne Archer
If you’ve ever looked at a DNA strand, you’ll see that the phosphate backbone arches and turns… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Tina Turner And Anne Archer

Behind The Lyrics: Push The Feeling On By Nightcrawlers
Disinformation and misinformation, it’s everywhere! Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Push The Feeling On By Nightcrawlers

Celebrity Clone Lab: Eric Clapton And Dave Stewart
One question that’s always asked… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Eric Clapton And Dave Stewart

What The Book?: Little Women By Louisa May Alcott Book Cover Design
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: Little Women By Louisa May Alcott Book Cover Design

Behind The Lyrics: Finesse By Bruno Mars
Who’d have thought that Bruno Mars would vacation in Scotland? Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Finesse By Bruno Mars

Stranger Things Spin-Offs: Pitching From The Upside Down
We have a couple of years to wait for the final season of Stranger Things, but in the meantime we can console ourselves with the fact that there’ll be a spin-off show. But what will that look like you ask? Forget what Finn Wolfhard supposedly guessed, here’s our very own amazing set of ideas, and if any of them get made, we want credit and … Continue reading Stranger Things Spin-Offs: Pitching From The Upside Down

Celebrity Clone Lab: Kim Bodnia And George Best
Is actor Kim Bodnia a clone of the late footballer George Best? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Kim Bodnia And George Best

Phony Proverbs: Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day
After wandering around my local household waste recycling centre, I found two damaged clocks… Continue reading Phony Proverbs: Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day

Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Comedy Genius?
I’ve been watching comedian Volodymyr Zelenskyy on television recently… Continue reading Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Comedy Genius?

OMG This Is The Only Jubilee Clip You’ll Ever Need To See!
Royalists and Brits who enjoy a day off work will joyously gather in the streets in droves to celebrate a once in a lifetime event! Continue reading OMG This Is The Only Jubilee Clip You’ll Ever Need To See!

The Literalis: Kicking It
We’ve joined TikTok and that means another brand-spanking-new segment! Continue reading The Literalis: Kicking It

Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Jon Secada
If you’ve ever asked the question “what happens when you splice together the genes of two clones?” (and I’m sure many of you have) we might finally have the answer! We’ve made enquiries and we’re only aware of one such occasion when this totally awesome experiment was carried out. If you take a gander at Hollywood clones Spike Lee and M. Night Shyamalan, when their … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Jon Secada

Behind The Lyrics: Not So Far Away By Glen Burtnik
If you’re a fan of the film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (and if you’re not you should be), you’ve probably mouthed the song “Not So Far Away” by former Styx member Glen Burtnik. But is that what Glen’s really singing? We’re not so sure, it sounds more like “Your nuts are far away”. Maybe this song is about an old man whose testis have … Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Not So Far Away By Glen Burtnik

Phony Proverbs: A Watched Pot Never Boils
Who was it who said “a watched pot never boils”? I stared intently at a pot of water over a stove and lo and behold, it started boiling at the ten minute mark. The boiling time will, of course, depend on the material and thickness of the pot, and the level of heat has its part to play too. I’ll also state for the record, … Continue reading Phony Proverbs: A Watched Pot Never Boils

What The Book?: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo By Stieg Larsson Book Cover Design
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo By Stieg Larsson Book Cover Design

Celebrity Clone Lab: John Mills And Denholm Elliot
Was there a Top-Secret cloning programme going on during World War II? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: John Mills And Denholm Elliot

What A Prat: Travelling To Christopher Pratt’s UK Home
I’m a big fan of 70’s music and talking raccoons so, as you can imagine, the Guardians Of The Galaxy films are amongst my favourite movies. I’m hyped about the third instalment. Wanting the inside scoop I found, to my surprise, that Chris Pratt had a pad in Leeds, West Yorkshire of all places. I eagerly packed some lunch and drove to the address. It’s … Continue reading What A Prat: Travelling To Christopher Pratt’s UK Home

What The Book?: The Turn Of The Screw By Henry James Book Cover Design
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: The Turn Of The Screw By Henry James Book Cover Design

Celebrity Clone Lab: Heo Sung-tae And Diana Dors
A tell-tale sign that someone is a clone is a similar origin story. Take Squid Game actor Heo Sung-tae, who before acting entered a talent show contest and came fifth. This is very much like his progenitor Diana Dors, an actor who came third in a beauty contest. Add that to the fact that both Dors and Sung-tae are born three days apart in October … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Heo Sung-tae And Diana Dors