Bill Gates: Control, Alt, Delete

A cartoon of a chinook helicopter bringing emergency aid to the Hollywood hills. By Oddball Times

Hey Bill,

I have a brilliant idea and I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to hear it.

I listened avidly to your speeches supporting eugenics and global depopulation. Firstly I had to look up the word “Philanthropic” because I thought it meant something quite different.

You say the world is growing in population and your vaccines and sterilisation programs could really depopulate those who, as you put it “have no benefit whatsoever” to society. I think your nightmare may come true. Did you know that these folks, and others like them have added to the world’s population this year?:

George and Amal Clooney

Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers

Lauren Conrad and William Tell

Gal Gadot and Yaron Versano

Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk

Jesse Eisenberg and Anna Strout

Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham

Zooey Deschanel and Jacob Pechenik

Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney

Camilla Luddington and Matthew Alan

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott

Amber Tamblyn and David Cross… and the list goes on.

I know you’ve done some great work in India from your New Delhi office through your Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and since its belief is that “Every life has equal value” I think you should scoot over from your 66,000-square-foot little home in Medina and really consider establishing an office in Hollywood, California where, judging from how things are going, your help with depopulation is really needed.

Ciao for now!

One thought on “Bill Gates: Control, Alt, Delete

  1. Hahaaaaa laughed my arse off….I genuinely thought he was dead, thought he was helping with the depopulation…lol

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