The recent news that energy prices are increasing yet again has lead to feelings of anger which luckily can now be harnessed to power our electronic devices!

By wearing this new anger-powered device known as the Stresslectro you can convert your loathing, anger, stress, and despair into electricity. This electricity can then be used to power devices such as your smartphone and energy companies like British Gas can’t do a damn thing about it. In fact the more they raise their prices the more energy we’ll generate and the less we’ll need to rely on those money-grabbing monopolists.

So I say go ahead British Gas, raise our electricity bills, we’ll have the last laugh.*

*Laughing will not generate any energy and being happy will mean you have to plug your Stresslectro into the nearest power outlet at the rate of £1 per minute