Energy Price Hikes: Harnessing The Power

A cartoon of an elderly man generating energy from his stress at hearing the news of energy price increases

The recent news that energy prices are increasing yet again has lead to feelings of anger which luckily, can now be harnessed in order to power our electronic devices! By wearing this new anger-converter, you can transform your loathing, anger, stress, and despair into electricity. This electricity can then be used to power devices such as your smartphone and energy companies like British Gas, EDF, E.ON and Npower can’t do a damn thing about it. In fact the more they raise their prices the more energy we’ll generate and the less we’ll need to rely on those money-grabbing monopolists! So I say go ahead, raise our electricity bills, we’ll have the last laugh.*

*Laughing will not generate any energy and being happy will mean you have to plug this device into the nearest power outlet at the rate of £1 per minute

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