A picture of Jeremy Corbyn with muscles to illustrate his fan's perception of him. By Oddball Times

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
It’s not just me fawning
Jeremy Corbyn will sort everything
He’s gonna reverse global warming
Jeremy Corbyn will end hunger, death, and disease
He’s gonna bring peace to all the middle east

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
I’m not being sycophantic
Jeremy Corbyn will save lives
From the Pacific to the Atlantic
Jeremy Corbyn will save the condor, the rhino, and the whale
The man’s a born winner, he will never fail

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
It’s predicted in religious books
Jeremy Corbyn is the perfect man
Phwoar, what magnificent looks
Jeremy Corbyn will mend everything
He’ll get rid of my student debt
Jeremy Corbyn is so hot he makes me both hard and wet

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
I’m not losing the plot
Jeremy Corbyn will make life great
I know he’ll legalise pot
Jeremy Corbyn will sort out big businesses, he’ll sort out the banks
When I’m clutching his photo I have at least four wanks

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
I’m fixated when he’s talking
Jeremy Corbyn is the saviour
I think I’m gonna stalk him
Jeremy Corbyn will be Prime Minister
He’ll win the political race
Jeremy Corbyn is the second coming
‘Cause I wanna cum twice on his face

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything
Even my failed marriage
Jeremy Corbyn is my new love
We’ll 69 in a Hackney Carriage
Jeremy Corbyn is the chosen one
He’ll end starvation and displacement
I love Jeremy Corbyn so much
He’ll soon be tied up in my basement

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