Saccharin and spice and all things nice?

A spoonful of Aspartame makes the medicine go down?

Pour some Sorbitol on me?

Stevia, ah honey honey?

Brown Sucralose. Just like a young girl should?

Change an ingredient and a product is no longer the same. Tell that to Lucozade, Irn Bru, 7Up, Fanta, Sprite, and the rest of the Sugar Tax-appeasing bastards. You bitter, old scrotes!