Saccharin and spice and all things nice?
A spoonful of Aspartame makes the medicine go down?
Pour some Sorbitol on me?
Stevia, ah honey honey?
Brown Sucralose. Just like a young girl should?
Change an ingredient and a product is no longer the same. Tell that to Lucozade, Irn Bru, 7Up, Fanta, Sprite, and the rest of the Sugar Tax-appeasing bastards. You bitter, old scrotes!