I was so excited this week to meet someone called Kim Kardashian.

She was surrounded by photographers and reporters but I managed to get an exclusive.

I asked her, “Why are you so famous?”. I think she was taken aback as she didn’t reply.

She was generally very quiet throughout the interview although I did hear her let out a few sighs, maybe she was bored?

Anyway, I was curious to know how and why she had become famous and why she seemed to be getting bigger each time we saw her. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to get to the bottom of it.

Finally she started moving backwards and that’s when I realised I’d got it all arse about face, but it was too late. She was gone and the only thing I could think of was the quote, “The whole is greater then the sum of it’s parts”, although this particular part was by far greater than the whole.