Celebrity Clone Lab: Peter Sutcliffe And Jeremy Dyson

A cartoon of a Petri dish with Jeremy Dyson and Peter Sutcliffe the Yorkshire Ripper inside. By Oddball Times

Today in the Celebrity Clone Lab is screenwriter and writer Jeremy Dyson. If you don’t know, he’s the clone of serial killer Peter Sutcliffe! You simply need to look at the pair’s thick, black, wavy hair to see that they are genetically linked but if you want more evidence we have it here…

Before being locked up for life for killing thirteen women, Peter Sutcliffe aka The Yorkshire Ripper was a gravedigger – a good start to a criminal career you may say – but weirdly he also worked at the Baird Television factory. This interest in the afterlife is also shared by his clone Jeremy who wrote and directed the supernatural-themed Ghost Stories.

If that wasn’t enough to convince you, Peter is said to have a “macabre sense of humour” and you have to admit you need a macabre sense of humour to create gems like The League Of Gentlemen and Funland.

If you know your killers, you’ll know that Sutcliffe was born in Bingley, lived in Bradford but frequently ventured into Leeds to indulge in his cruel pastime and scientists think that this was due to the psychic connection he had to his clone who was created in a secret underground lab somewhere in the city.

So there you have it folks; irrefutable proof that Dyson is Sutcliffe’s clone. Be sure to visit Oddball Times in the future for more classified info about your favourite celebrities!

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