I made a trip up North and drove to Paisley in Scotland this week. I was looking forward to seeing the colourful people, the see-saw and the pier that I’d heard so much about.

To my disappointment, I found Robertson Park, Kelvingrove Park, Barshaw Park, and although they were all very lovely they weren’t what I was looking for. I even found Pollok Estate and Country Park and Gleniffer Braes Country Park but for the life of me I couldn’t find Paisley Park.

Prince may have gone “Around The World In A Day” but he definitely never visited Paisley. For a sexy little man he told big lies!