Operation Yellowhammer: Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em

An image of MC Hammer with yellow skin and text Operation: Yellow Hammer

Operation Yellowhammer, a contingency plan subtitled “Reasonable Worst Case Planning Assumptions”, has been cooked-up by the government in case of a “No Deal” Brexit. If that occurs, the folks in charge predict there’ll be medication shortages, food supply problems, and protests in the streets.

Operation Yellowhammer, if you didn’t know, involves 90’s “rapper” MC Hammer using his harem hammer pants to smuggle much needed medical supplies into the UK and holding a mass prayer meeting for the suffering nation.

All this is well and good, but I personally fail to see how covering a pop-rap-preacher in yellow body paint is going to help with leaving the EU. A little bird tells me that this colour represents the cowards who’ve succumbed to Brexit fear-mongering but I can’t substantiate these claims, I haven’t read that far into the pdf document (it’s 5 pages long for Pete’s sake!).

One thought on “Operation Yellowhammer: Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em

  1. This is the best thing I’ve read about bloody Brexit ….hilarious, I fell off my chair laughing 😂😂😂

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