In case you didn’t know, Christopher Ciccone is a hybridised clone made from the spliced genes of comedian Norm MacDonald and film-maker Quentin Tarantino.

Norm MacDonald tried to alert the public that his DNA was blended with Quentin Tarantino’s on Saturday Night Live, and yet despite this obvious cry for help, it was dismissed as an “impression”.

If you don’t know who Christopher Ciccone is or what he looks like, here he is dancing behind his “sister” Madonna – but we dear readers, know the truth about his laboratory origins!