It’s great being an out of work graphic designer. You’re free to create designs nobody asked for as you cry into your egg yolk-stained onesie.

Speaking of eggs, here’s an advert for some posh chicken period ovoids I found in the shop. They’re called “Clarence Court’s Burford Browns”, but that name just reminded me of Buford Tannen, Doc Brown, and the Hill Valley Courthouse because that’s how my mind works.

The utterly stupefying advertisement you see above is what can be achieved on a laptop without one’s trousers on in the best part of 20 minutes whilst in a silent room with a clock ticking loudly in the background. When’s Mental Health Day again? October?