On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me… Reeemiiix! Vinyl rewind sound effect followed by the sound of air-horns and a Funk Flex exploding bomb…

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve drummers distancing
Eleven pipers screening
Ten Lords isolating
Nine ladies quarantining
Eight maids furlough-ing
Seven swans asymptomatic
Six Feet Apart
Five Zoom calls
Four coughing birds
Three vaccines
Two bars of soap
and CE certified PPE