I watched the COVID public service announcement on TV for the B.A.M.E. community eagerly. Well blow me, there’s nothing like forgetting the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment after Beverley Knight tells us “all we have to do is just take the vaccine”. They assured us that the COVID vaccine has gone through as many “strict process and regulations as other vaccines like measles, mumps, rubella and TB”…well I know the side affects of the Measles, Mumps and Rubella vaccine were arthritis, problems with balance, seizures, scarring of the lungs, inflammation of the blood vessels, inflammation of the brain and an altered mental state and TB vaccine has been known to give you abscesses and bone inflammation, but hey if the star of “Goodness Gracious Me” said it’s safe, it must be. I know that the seasonal flu vaccine can give you Guillain-Barre syndrome which causes damage to the nervous system and paralysis, but we’ve been told by TV’s own David Olusoga who makes documentaries about forgotten history, that we can “trust the COVID vaccine”. How utterly fantastic. It’s also great that Boris is vaccinating all the old and vulnerable first so all the remaining Thalidomide babies will be first in line for their latest no-side-effect cure.