Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Richard Jordan

A cartoon of three pods with James Mason, Russell Brand, and Richard Jordan's heads in them. By Oddball Times

Celebrity gene splicing is very much like making perfume; you need to add a teeny-weeny bit of something unpleasant to make something pleasant. Case in point: actor Richard Jordan. He was created with the genes of actor James Mason, but not before adding the DNA of the foul, stinking Russell Brand, the ambergris or whale vomit of this Hollywood concoction. So now you know!

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