It really amazes me how I come up with my ideas, and no, I’m not just about words sounding the same, I get excited about things sounding the same as well – it’s blooming hilarous! Today’s idea is a sequel to the Taken franchise with an all-important product tie-in, which of course has to be a Porsche Taycan.

The film will be called “Taken 4: My Taycan’s Been Taken” and that title, I’ll have you know, was chosen from a list of other potentials including “My Taycan’s Been Tooken And The Teef’s Teef Are Bout To Be Brucken”.

Taken 4: My Taycan Has Been Taken contains lots of action and car chases (until the batteries needs re-charging). Will Liam Neeson’s character Bryan Mills get his car back? I don’t want to spoil it but… of course he will! He has a very special set of skills, comprehensive car insurance, and an understanding Porsche dealership.