
The Incredible Casting Crew: Michael Imperioli As Albert DeSalvo
Everyone’s into serial killers these days, so how about… Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Michael Imperioli As Albert DeSalvo
Everyone’s into serial killers these days, so how about… Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Michael Imperioli As Albert DeSalvo
What are the odds that a celebrity is related to people involved on opposite sides of the Gunpowder Plot? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Kit Harington And Christopher Abbott
From the M-She-U to Get Out, Us and Nope It’s clear Hollywood is going woke I’m white, really straight, a real man’s man So minorities in movies, I really can’t stand This is a brand new thing, so I’m gonna go back To a time when the clapperboard was the only thing black I’m going back in time and I’m not stopping Back when … Continue reading It’s No Joke: White Bloke Says Go Woke Go Broke
Nobody knows when or where it happened – Evanston, Illinois or Malton, North Yorkshire – but the DNA of actor Zach Gilford has somehow resulted in… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: James Norton And Zach Gilford
He may have been joining South African trade unions and leading a strike but at some point in 1987, Cyril Ramaphosa (now the President of South Africa) must have had his DNA swabbed because in April that year… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Jerrod Carmichael And Cyril Ramaphosa
They tore down 25 Cromwell Street in Gloucester! Continue reading Crhymes: 25 Cromwell Street
Margot Robbie has a clone! Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Emma Mackey And Margot Robbie
With zero bloody views on TikTok, we bring you this brand new segment that’s guaranteed to make you laugh (if you’re in the know that is)… Continue reading Crhymes: Rodney Alcala
If some crazy German-American scientist hypothetically spliced together the genes of Robin Williams and Joaquin Phoenix, would he or she end up with Michael Stuhlbarg? Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Michael Stuhlbarg
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: Howards End By E. M. Forster Book Cover Design
Our big-budget blockbuster about Rich Hall never got green-lit so how about this smaller-scale movie? Continue reading The Incredible Casting Crew: Waleed Zuaiter As Jimmy Dore
If you’ve ever looked at a DNA strand, you’ll see that the phosphate backbone arches and turns… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Tina Turner And Anne Archer
Disinformation and misinformation, it’s everywhere! Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Push The Feeling On By Nightcrawlers
One question that’s always asked… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Eric Clapton And Dave Stewart
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: Little Women By Louisa May Alcott Book Cover Design
Who’d have thought that Bruno Mars would vacation in Scotland? Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Finesse By Bruno Mars
We have a couple of years to wait for the final season of Stranger Things, but in the meantime we can console ourselves with the fact that there’ll be a spin-off show. But what will that look like you ask? Forget what Finn Wolfhard supposedly guessed, here’s our very own amazing set of ideas, and if any of them get made, we want credit and … Continue reading Stranger Things Spin-Offs: Pitching From The Upside Down
Is actor Kim Bodnia a clone of the late footballer George Best? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Kim Bodnia And George Best
After wandering around my local household waste recycling centre, I found two damaged clocks… Continue reading Phony Proverbs: Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day
I’ve been watching comedian Volodymyr Zelenskyy on television recently… Continue reading Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Comedy Genius?
Royalists and Brits who enjoy a day off work will joyously gather in the streets in droves to celebrate a once in a lifetime event! Continue reading OMG This Is The Only Jubilee Clip You’ll Ever Need To See!
We’ve joined TikTok and that means another brand-spanking-new segment! Continue reading The Literalis: Kicking It
If you’ve ever asked the question “what happens when you splice together the genes of two clones?” (and I’m sure many of you have) we might finally have the answer! We’ve made enquiries and we’re only aware of one such occasion when this totally awesome experiment was carried out. If you take a gander at Hollywood clones Spike Lee and M. Night Shyamalan, when their … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Jon Secada
If you’re a fan of the film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (and if you’re not you should be), you’ve probably mouthed the song “Not So Far Away” by former Styx member Glen Burtnik. But is that what Glen’s really singing? We’re not so sure, it sounds more like “Your nuts are far away”. Maybe this song is about an old man whose testis have … Continue reading Behind The Lyrics: Not So Far Away By Glen Burtnik
Who was it who said “a watched pot never boils”? I stared intently at a pot of water over a stove and lo and behold, it started boiling at the ten minute mark. The boiling time will, of course, depend on the material and thickness of the pot, and the level of heat has its part to play too. I’ll also state for the record, … Continue reading Phony Proverbs: A Watched Pot Never Boils
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo By Stieg Larsson Book Cover Design
Was there a Top-Secret cloning programme going on during World War II? Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: John Mills And Denholm Elliot
I’m a big fan of 70’s music and talking raccoons so, as you can imagine, the Guardians Of The Galaxy films are amongst my favourite movies. I’m hyped about the third instalment. Wanting the inside scoop I found, to my surprise, that Chris Pratt had a pad in Leeds, West Yorkshire of all places. I eagerly packed some lunch and drove to the address. It’s … Continue reading What A Prat: Travelling To Christopher Pratt’s UK Home
Why on earth would book publishers reject this brilliant cover artwork? Continue reading What The Book?: The Turn Of The Screw By Henry James Book Cover Design
A tell-tale sign that someone is a clone is a similar origin story. Take Squid Game actor Heo Sung-tae, who before acting entered a talent show contest and came fifth. This is very much like his progenitor Diana Dors, an actor who came third in a beauty contest. Add that to the fact that both Dors and Sung-tae are born three days apart in October … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Heo Sung-tae And Diana Dors
If someone told Conservative Home Secretary, immigration inquisitor and border bully Priti Patel that she looks like actress… Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Priti Patel And Joni Flynn
The Schwartz company has been around since the 1800’s, making spices way before Frank Herbert was even born. With Herbert’s novel Dune being turned into a blockbuster film, this is surely the perfect time for these two commodities to be married together? Schwartz may not mine Dune’s fictional drug Melange (aka “Spice”) but they sell a few spices that give you greater vitality; cayenne pepper … Continue reading Tie-In Product Idea: Schwartz Spice And Denis Villeneuve’s Dune
What happens when you splice together the genes of a presenter and “singer” with an actor? The answer is you get a drunken law student who wanted to be famous! Gerard Butler has played Atilla The Hun, the Transylvanian Dracula, a Greek Spartan King, and the Egyptian god of the desert because he’s just that varied a performer, and of course, he has the super … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Gerard Butler