This week in the Celebrity Clone Lab is Perez Hilton. Even though he doesn't want the public to know, we're gonna out him as a clone of the late actor Doug McClure. If you don't already know, Hilton, a blogger, columnist, and all-round douche is a hypocrite of the highest order. He is known for … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Perez Hilton And Doug McClure
Celebrity Clone Lab: Alex Jones And The Baldy Man
A brand new conspiracy for all you Oddball readers out there is that Alex Jones, the far-right Info Wars host is in fact a clone of The Baldy Man. Now in order to believe this conspiracy theory, you must first ignore that the Baldy Man is a fictional character played by comedian Gregor Fisher, but … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Alex Jones And The Baldy Man
Celebrity Clone Lab: Fred Trump And Josef Fritzl
This week in the Celebrity Clone Lab it's Josef Fritzl. If you don't already know, he's the clone of Donald Trump's father Fred Trump! Fred Trump was a carpenter and he built twenty homes in Queens, New York by 1926. Seeing this success, the Celebrity Clone Lab took a swab from Fred's tash and cryogenically … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Fred Trump And Josef Fritzl
Celebrity Clone Lab: Post Malone And Chabuddy G
Here at Oddball Times, we like to let you the reader in on certain secrets about the entertainment world, namely which celebrities are clones and which are spliced-hybrids. Sometimes however, certain cloned celebs aren't a secret at all, some even parade their similarities in front of the whole world for all to see! Take Post … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Post Malone And Chabuddy G
Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Paul Eddington
This week on Celebrity Gene Splicing we bring you Paul Eddington, the late great actor who starred in Hammer's The Devil Rides Out and TV Sitcom The Good Life. Paul, in case you didn't know, was made by mixing the genes of David Mitchell with those of Tom Hanks. By combining Hanks' mouth with the … Continue reading Celebrity Gene Splicing: How They Made Paul Eddington
Celebrity Clone Lab: Rob Brydon And Anton Du Beke
This week in the Celebrity Clone Lab is Anton Du Beke, if you don't know he's the clone of Rob Brydon! Anton Du Beke, a Strictly Come Dancing dancer and professional racist, was created when a petri dish containing Rob Brydon's genes were accidentally left resting on a sequinned Saint George's Cross flag. Don't ask … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Rob Brydon And Anton Du Beke
Celebrity Clone Lab: Salman Rushdie And Stanley Kubrick
This week on Celebrity Clone Lab it's author Salman Rushdie. If you don't already know, he's the clone of filmmaker Stanley Kubrick, just look at the resemblance! Sal and Stan are known for their controversial art; Salman for his book The Satanic Protocols and Stanley for his masterful direction of the moon landings. Another controversial … Continue reading Celebrity Clone Lab: Salman Rushdie And Stanley Kubrick
