A caricature of Boris Johnson in blue by Oddball Times

Vote Boris Johnson! Says Boris Johnson

Hello all, I’m Boris Johnson, and in this general election I ask that you disregard my past when you make your selection… I breached Commons expenses rules, I backed the Iraq War I think Tower Hamlets and Bradford want to impose sharia law I’ve campaigned across England, I’ve travelled many, many miles Looking for flag-waving piccaninnies with their watermelon smiles Asians should vote Conservative, that … Continue reading Vote Boris Johnson! Says Boris Johnson

A picture of Jeremy Corbyn with muscles to illustrate his fan's perception of him. By Oddball Times

Jeremy Corbyn Will Fix Everything

Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything It’s not just me fawning Jeremy Corbyn will sort everything He’s gonna reverse global warming Jeremy Corbyn will end hunger, death, and disease He’s gonna bring peace to all the middle east Jeremy Corbyn will fix everything I’m not being sycophantic Jeremy Corbyn will save lives From the Pacific to the Atlantic Jeremy Corbyn will save the condor, the rhino, … Continue reading Jeremy Corbyn Will Fix Everything