Hello all, I’m Boris Johnson, and in this general election I ask that you disregard my past when you make your selection… I breached Commons expenses rules, I backed the Iraq War I think Tower Hamlets and Bradford want to impose sharia law I’ve campaigned across England, I’ve travelled many, many miles Looking for flag-waving piccaninnies with their watermelon smiles Asians should vote Conservative, that … Continue reading Vote Boris Johnson! Says Boris Johnson